sunshine_queen | (no subject)

My sister, at 17, is playing with Play Doh.

Me: Hey, Mel, whatcha doing?
Mel: [as if this is normal] Making a wolf.

[some time passes and the 'wolf' looks like a cat with a pig's head.]

Mel: What would you call this, a cig?
Me: That works for me.
Mel: Think I should add a tail?
Me: Please add a giraffe neck.

[some more time later, Mel has added a giraffe's neck, spots, and wings.]

Mel: This is awesome.
Me: It so is.
Mel: What do you think will happen if I microwave him?
Me: Please, please find out.
Mel: It'll be like a kiln, right?
Me: I beg of you, let's find out.

[Mel puts him in the microwave. Accidentally leaving it on high.]
Mel: HE MELTED. OH MY GOD HE MELTED IN LIKE TWO SECONDS.
Me: This is my favorite night of all nights.
Mel: THIS WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA.
Me: [laughing too hard to talk]
Mel: His ear melted off. He feels like a melted crayon. STOP LAUGHING! Sympathize!

I love my sister.