BSG + Mean Girls = Win.

[sunshine_queen]

Me: i feel like there is somehow a six fic lurking that is called "that's why her hair is so big"
Hannah: hahahaha
Me: OR
Me: a gaius fic
Me: you can guess what it is called
Hannah: I told Alex one time that Joe Jonas was a life ruiner, that he ruined people's lives (when we were discussing the Joe Taylor Swift shit)
Hannah: and just yesterday he goes "Oh...you go that from Mean Girls?"
Hannah: and I just wanted to headdesk everywhere.
Me: dude, for real.
Me: get on it, kid
Hannah: Look, Boomer knew that Six had been hooking up with Colonel Tigh in the projection room above the auditorium
Hannah: but she never told anyone
Hannah: because she is such. a good. friend.
Me: man you know Ellen Tigh would Regina George that bitch
Me: she's all ADMIRAL LOOK AT THIS BURN BOOK SIX MADE.
Hannah: hahahaha.
Hannah: "Ellen Tigh is a fugly...old ass...skank."
Me: "Lee Adama, too gay to function?"
Hannah: "Kat made out with a hot dog."
Hannah: "Kat made out with Hot Dog?"
Hannah: "No, a hot dog, you motherfrakking idiot."
Me: "THAT WAS ONE TIME!"
Me: "Laura Roslin is a pusher- probably a drug-dealer."

ETA

Me: you know
Me: in the cylon plastics
Me: (which is almost redundant)
Me: Six is totally not Regina.
Me: Xena is Regina.
Me: Rexena, if you will.
Hannah: ...that is totally true
Me: absolutely. boomer would be karen.
Hannah: Omg, Boomer, you can't just ask humans why they die.

Comments

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

QUESTION. Can you please make this a thing that's real? Come on! You Robin Sparkles'd Roslin! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

p.s. Are you really writing Six/Gaius? REALLY? Don't tease me!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

p.s. Russell told me today that Admiral Caine and Gina Six were in love for real, what!!! I thought that was you seeing subtext, so I was like, 'Eh, while that sounds very fun, it's not fun enough for me to actively seek out this movie.' But if it's apparent enough that he gets it, then it must be actual canon, right??

Also: for real, SyFy (check out my disparaging italics!), for real, when are you going to air The Plan??????????

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

A) Razor is fantastic. The second time I watched it I was like, in love with it. AHC, which is my pet name for Admiral Helena Cain- THAT IS HOW CLOSE WE ARE NOW- is so baller. AND THE REASON ALL THE SHIT ON PEGASUS WENT DOWN? IS BECAUSE HER HEART WAS BROKEN WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER LADY LOVE WAS A CYLON. Their relationship is magic, I tell you. Frakked up, but magical. It is totally canon, btw.

B) They're airing it in January, I think. I AM PURCHASING IT NEXT WEEK.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

ANSWER. I'm not saying I couldn't, I'm just saying it'd be hard.

p.s. It's already written, beyotch. Titled and everything. WHERE DO I POST IT?

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Your fic journal?????????

I am absurdly helpful.

Also, I posted mine to the tragically neglected this_mad_love. Which I like to imagine will have some kind of rebirth someday. Viva la Gaius/Six, dammit!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Clearly to my fic journal, fool, but a grand total of like, two people will see it there. But a comm that I belong to, gaius christ, madi, grow a brain.

(Please write more Gaius/Six. I've read almost everything the interwebs have to offer and it is not enough!)

[charmingnotion.livejournal.com]

I AM LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. PLS WRITE THIS AS A FIC NOW, THNX.

[xhecticbankaix.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I love it! Mean Girls ftw

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

OH IT'S BEING CONSIDERED. Hannah is coming in November to watch BSG to visit me and she already promised that if she wasn't dumb liked it she would write it!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Mean Girls is indeed awesome!

[nicole-anell.livejournal.com]

*iz dead*

Yes, I am officially stalking your recent entries now that I have friended you.

P.S. I say Xena is Regina, while Ellen hangs around offering up non-alcoholic ambrosia. Because she's not like a regular mom, she's a cool mom.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I am guilty of doing the same thing to you! Cylon love.

Oh my god, I can't believe we didn't think about Ellen being the cool mom. She offers the kids condoms and has boobs like rocks!