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[sunshine_queen]

So, I've been having a crazy hard time sleeping the past few nights. Tonight, this exchange happened.

Mom: Are you going to bed now?
Me: No, I'm not tired. It's ridiculous.
Mom: You should try reading. Read something boring.
Me: I don't have any boring books.
Mom: Read the Bible.
Me: ... ... ... Oh snap.
Mom: Do you think I'm going to get struck down?
Me: Oh, it's a possibility.

Comments

[imelda72.livejournal.com]

Lolololol!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I hope she said her prayers EXTRA HARD tonight!

[korenap.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing the possible demise of your Mom. You know Head Six must be in a pissy mood after last night. But she did say read it, instead of oh, knock yourself out with it, so she might still be good.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

That's true! She said reading it would put me to sleep, but she did say read it.

[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

It was pretty damn funny.

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

LOLZ. XD. I think even some of my ultra-religious relatives would agree with that, though.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure plenty of people would, but you don't say it! God is like Santa.

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

No, that's what I mean, I know at least a couple of them *have* said it in front of me. XD

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

LOL, well then, I'll assume my mother is safe. Huzzah!

[emmiere.livejournal.com]

*sporfles* Especially if you head into the genealogy stuff I bet. ;)

(Also me too recently, so ugh, my sympathies.)

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Ha, I should've found that part.

(Wonder of wonders, I slept last night! Magic. I'm so sorry you've had trouble too- it's the worst.)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Considering that, like, Catholics don't even read the Bible, I think she's safe.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

LOL, case in point, we're both Catholic. So far, no lightning!

[carnography.livejournal.com]

LOLOL. Win.

Also, I've found that if you *try* to fall asleep -- it won't happen. If you try to stay up, you'll fall asleep. So, pick something exciting or commit to having an "AWESOME ALL-NIGHTER" and you'll probably fall asleep within the hour.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

It was the weirdest thing- I'll lay there, exhausted, on the brink of sleep- and then I'd have to move. Or a thought would hit me and I'd start thinking. Or I'd get super uncomfortable from like, the heat of my quilt, or I was thirsty, or a myriad of other things that don't bother me normally. It's been craziness. I did sleep last night, though, so hopefully the spell has been broken!

[yubsie]

*snerk*

You'd have to pick the section carefully though. The begats would put anyone to sleep, but there's some serious action going too. :p

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I know! There's totally some action sections of the Bible, and some interesting parts, so you'd have to be careful.