sunshine_queen | (no subject)

Because this must be saved for posterity:

Me: :-P
Tess: LOL
Me: :-P:-P:-P
Tess: LOL!
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Tess: LMAO
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Tess: whoa :-P
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Tess: LMAO
Me: SO THERE.
Tess: LOL
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Tess: LOL
Me: my god, I could populate a small country
Tess: LOL
Me: i could. and outfit an army
Me: very small, of course.
Tess: lol
Me: right-o
Tess: that looks scary :-P
Me: what does?
Me: my army?
Tess: yes :L-p
Tess: It's like rows of cheerful stormtroopers :-P
Me: LOL
Me: with their ghetto ass uniforms
Tess: LOL
Me: it's like, the empire got a mass discount at walmart
Tess: LOL
Me: because those uniforms? dude. they didn't protect ANYTHING
Tess: LOL
Me: Rocks? right through.
Me: blasters? forget it
Tess: Leia always shot them in the groin :
Tess: :-P
Me: LOL
Me: grrr, men, GRRR
Tess: LOL
Me: leia was bitter
Tess: she was :-P
Me: hey, tess
Tess: she was scary :-P
Me: lack of drabble
Tess: LOL, right
Tess: I'll finish it sometime :-P
Me: yeah, sure
Tess: LOL
Me: and leia was scary. and bitter.
Tess: it's because her dad blew up her adopted dad :-P
Tess: talk about custody battle :-P
Me: LOL
Me: and people say when pissed off parents call the Child Services it's bad
Tess: LOL
Me: they ain't seen nothin'
Tess: lol
Tess: Han never stuck a smilie face on her, though :-P
Tess: She would have blasted his head off :-P
Me: LOL
Me: she would've BITTEN his head off
Me: SMILEY BANDAID?!
Tess: LOL
Me: jeez, i thought syd was scary and mean
Tess: LOL
Me: "I don't know who you are, or where you come from, but from now on, you do as I tell you to, okay?"
Tess: LMAO
Tess: At least Syd would back down and take the plan sometimes :p
Me: Hee, occasionally
Me: and then she'd take the plan, and halfway through she'd be all, DAMN THE PLAN!
Tess: LOL
Tess: yes, she did that a lot :-P
Me: And Vaughn'd be all, Freelancer? Remember the plan?
Me: And She'd be like, LA LA LA, Desk Jockey.
Tess: LOL
Tess: She did that in season 2 sometimes :-P
Tess: well, and season 3 :p
Tess: When Vaughn is all, Syd? Um, Syd, the plan SO does not say to GO DOWN ON SIMON...
Me: LOL, he wasn't in her ear then!
Me: oh, wait, he was
Me: she couldn't talk to him
Me: is it vindictive of me to wish that she'd had sex with Simon with Vaughn in her ear?
Tess: Well, no, because she'd look psychotic at best :p
Me: I think it might be
Tess: LOL
Tess: Weiss would have had to sedate him :-P
Me: LOL
Me: He would've been like, SIMON IS MAKING UNTOWARD ADVANCES ON HER!
Tess: he almost had to anyway :-P
Me: And she can't fight them off without looking bad!
Me: LET'S KILL HIM.
Tess: LOL
Me: And Weiss would've been all, Shhh. I'm visualizing.
Tess: LOL!
Me: ah, poor Weiss.
Me: Vaughn would've stroked out.
Tess: LOL
Me: stroked out, meaning, died.
Me: not the other stroked out.
Tess: LOL
Me: oh, god.
Me: there is no saving me from that.
Tess: I was wondering :-P
Tess: LOL
Me: Weiss would've stroked out, Vaughn would've had a coronary. better?
Tess: LOL!
Me: oh, ew.
Me: i hate my brain.
Tess: LMAO
Me: gah, put it AWAY, Weiss!
Tess: Dude, the other day, Hannah and I caught ourselves discussing Syd's oral sex habits and were very disturbed :-P
Me: um
Me: why?
Me: and what are your theories? this sounds interesting.
Tess: I accidentally said that sometimes Vaughn "makes Syd suck" and Hannah went insane laughing, and then she said "Oh, ew, he probably wouldn't have to make her ..." and then later, we were talking about Simon, and I said that Vaughn wouldn't have had to make her, because she obviously enjoys it, and Hannah was all, She'll do it when she wants to, but she doesn't like being forced ... and then we got flipped out and talked about something else: -p
Me: LOL
Me: poor Syd
Tess: lol
Me: my mom practically thinks I'm demon spawn because I am absolutely thrilled when Syd stabs Vaughn
Tess: LOL
Tess: And you know she had sex with Simon before she was running in the next episode :-P
Tess: because he would suspect her if she didn't :-P
Me: oh my GOD, you think so too?
Me: ROCK ON!
Me: you're my heroo.
Tess: LOL
Tess: LOL
Me: I SO thought that
Me: because, um, duh, Julia would.
Tess: Syd might have hated herself for doing it, but she would've had to :-P
Me: and poor Syd would be all, bad guy, bad guy, not enjoying this, only making noise so that he thinks I am...
Tess: LOL
Me: he's a BAD GUY. no! bad syd!
Tess: LOL
Me: oh, she so enjoyed it
Tess: LOL
Me: she totally did
Me: Simon, hello?
Tess: LOL
Tess: And you know, something to take her mind off the fact that her poor soulmate was probably a corpse in a ravine :-P
Me: LOL
Me: of course