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[sunshine_queen]

*Bette Midler's character gives her kid $500*
Me: Mom? I love you and all, but...
Mom: You want me to move to Stepford.
Me: Yeah. I'd miss you... but, yeah. Let's move to Stepford.

The Stepford Wives was a good movie. I liked it. The gay dude was hysterical, the wives had me cracking up, and Glenn Close? Genius. I couldn't take Matthew Broderick seriously, though, because to me, he's Ferris. And I hate Christopher Walken by virtue of the fact that he was on the boat when Natalie drowned.

Have made very little progress in 'existentialist' but I like where I'm going, and I have a plot bunny for an original short fic. It was that plot bunny that led me to finding the great source of amusement of my evening. I went to find a site about Russian names, and I somehow wound up a website for Russian Brides. I kid you not. The site was hysterical. Like, very serious and everything, and it wasn't a funny topic, but I was so amused by the fact that I was reading page after page of information- success stories, tips, russian culture, russian phrases, etc.- oh, it was great. I've haven't had that much fun on a website since I found the 'I can't believe it's the amazing slogan maker!' webpage.

Woke up today at noon and watched the 25 best commercials on VH-1. I adore VH-1. It's one of my alltime favorite channels. VH-1, TCM and E!. Yep.

Random thought: Beyoncé, BE GONE. I used to like you, then you did the whole Baby Boy nonsense. And now with the Naughty Girl? Gaaaaah.

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[cryssa.livejournal.com]

She's still OK. I got sick of her for awhile but now I don't listen to the radio much so I barely hear her songs.

I want to see that movie. It looks fantastic.

I am so coming back for that site. I've always been curious about ordering a Russian bride. I mean, not for myself but just in general. I know I shouldn't laugh at it but I do. *saves link*

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Whoa. It's like Birthday Girl! Or something.

Aaand I wanna see The Stepford Wives. Yes, I do.

And Beyonce drives me nuts.

And VH-1 is a beautiful thing. :)

I love the Fatboy Slim video with Christopher Walken dancin' like crazy all around the hotel. And occasionally flying.

And just try to tell me that wasn't profound. I mean, look at all the 'and's I managed to squeeze in here!

[xcoquette.livejournal.com]

I wish you lived with me. We could watch Judy and Natalie all day long and VH1 too and fight over who gets to marry Michael Ian Black. (ME.)

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

If you get Michael Ian Black, honey, then I get Hal Sparks.

[xcoquette.livejournal.com]

I type a thousand times faster than I write, but there's something different about handwritten journals. . .internet doesn't last forever. . .

[beccabee.livejournal.com]

I DIDNT GET TO SEE STEPFORD WIVES! THEY GAVE OUT TOO MANY PASSES! AAAAH!