They say that I have the best ass below 14th street- is it true?

Today, when I got to Jessica's house, Titanic was on TV. Which is never what you want to have on TV when I'm around, especially when I'm supposed to, you know. Actually be productive. And not just watching one of my favorite movies of all time. It's just not good politics.

That said, when Taylor and Corinne finally got there, we decided to get lunch, so we went to Subway, where the girls gave me and Taylor really dirty looks. We assume that they were haters because we're hotter. Then we went back and ate and watched more of Titanic- the bad part, the sinking part- and analyzed it within an inch of its life, because we're nerds. Mind you, we're supposed to be working.

Titanic finally ends, and we go upstairs, presumably to work, but we have to chat about Jess's bedroom and stuff first. And then we worked... and we kept going off on semi-relevant and highly interesting topics that just derailed us some more. We got about 5% of what we needed to get done done.

Which means we have to all work our asses off before Wednesday.

I looked at the portfolio thing, and it looks to be mostly tedious and not really difficult. Tedious and long. So we'll see how that works out.

We got Rent from Netflix and I watched it with my mom. She shares the same sentiments as I do about them not paying their rent. Shut. Up. I also developed this new love for Angel, and had a love/hate relationship with Roger/Mimi. Because I love Mimi like whoa. I'm glad I watched it, but I'm no great fan of the movie.

I think I should go to bed.

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It is the morning of the Oscars and I don't want to be doing my portfolio. At all. Please, someone save me.

It's not that the Oscars are very important to me this year. Although I just found out that Jen is going, so I'll have to keep the pre-show on TV. And she's on Ellen on March 14th, which is when I'm staying home. And Coop's on Regis and Kelly the 9th! Oh, the Alias stars.

3000 words isn't that bad, especially when some of it is work I've already done. I can do this.

I've been singing Rent songs all morning. God help me.

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After waiting for Jen Garner to appear for, oh, four hours, she showed up at 10:30. And almost slips on the stage.

It was so cute. She caught herself and was quiet for a moment, laughed at herself, did a curtsy, and then said "I do my own stunts!"

As for the project, I've got 1213 out of 3000, but I already have 500 words written somewhere else and just need to be c-n-p, so I'm halfway there.