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1. It is 83 degrees outside.

2. It's about -3 degrees in my room.

3. I have learned that the only way to make this place bearable is to turn off the air conditioning. Which goes against every belief I as a Florida girl hold dear, but whatever.

4. It's ten o'clock, and not only am I awake, I am dressed and fully functional and have already completed a class.

5. God help me, it's early.

6. TINA FEY IS MADE OF WIN. OF WIN, GUYS. "It'll be late at night, and I'm eating fistfuls of my daughter's cookies, and I'll be thinking, '... those other ladies are working out right now.'"

"And then what's-his-name had to go to jail again."
"Um, probably Tracy. Yeah, we keep it exciting."

I want her to win all ten of those emmys.

7. Guys, you don't get it. IT'S EIGHTY-ODD DEGREES OUTSIDE, and I am INSIDE, wearing a sweater and jeans and wrapped in a blanket. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

8. Shut up, complexion! You suck and I hate you.

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Me: [thinking] I should think about ordering dinner... [looks a clock] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

I had getting up early. It throws everything off.