Lee totally had the best wedding ever!!!

[sunshine_queen]

Yubs and I have too much fun.



Me: i love that thracer and helo are like teh bffs
Yubs: lol
Me: and not like, bffs the way thracer and the saur are
Me: but true bffs.
Yubs: The saur? That's what he gets to be now? :p
Me: i bet he was totally bummed he didn't go to her wedding
Me: i like shaking things up
Yubs: LOL
Yubs: Oh, he was totally bummed:_p
Me: "Thracer, I've had your wedding toast thought out for years! When will I get to use it now?"
Me: "First time we get drunk when that Joe's bar thing opens mysteriously somewhere random?"
Me: "... okay, but still, no fair!"
Yubs: LOL!!!
Me: you know helo was ready with an epic speech
Me: about how thracer was wild and whatnot
Yubs: TTLY
Me: but he's happy that she's settled down with a nice guy
Me: cause he loves her
Me: TO THRACER!
Me: all: TO THRACER!
Yubs: So say we all!
Me: nah, that's papadama's turf
Yubs: lol
Me: he would say it
Yubs: Papadama's schtick is making everyone say it three times :-P
Me: and then get everyone to say it like, ten times when they proved they weren't committed enough the first time
Me: yep
Me: man, i would totally make helo my best man
Yubs: Heee
Me: i bet he was lee's best man
Me: cause who else is there, gaeta?
Yubs: For Lee's lame revenge wedding? :-P
Me: he's not handsome enough
Me: precisely
Yubs: Gaeta would be Dee's maid of honour :-P
Me: and Helo was like, I'm not sure if I'm... allowed to do this
Me: and lee's like, YOU MUST DO ME THIS HONOR, HELO
Me: and Helo was like, curse my innate honor!
Me: alright, Lee, you got me!
Yubs: LOL!
Yubs: Seriously, Gaeta wore pink taffeta for Dee!
Me: OH YOU KNOW HE WAS THE WEDDING FAIRY
Me: Dee would like, idly mention she wanted a lace wedding gown and lavender organza ribbons for the reception and Gaeta was like, TA DA.
Yubs: LOL!
Me: and everyone is like, dude, what are you?
Me: and Gaeta's like, I LIKE CRAFTS.
Yubs: LOL!
Me: so Lee and Dee's wedding was actually kind of awesome, cause Gaeta found jordan almonds and fondant and everything
Yubs: LMAO
Me: only, you know. a grand total of seventeen people attended.
Yubs: And some of them were ordered to :-P
Me: most of them
Me: I BET LAUROSLIN DID
Me: and she was all giving Dee the stink eye
Yubs: LOL!
Me: she only attended because of her stepson
Yubs: "YOU DUMPED BILLY FOR HIM! IF HE WASN'T MY STEPSON...":-P
Me: she totally made sure his hair was alright
Me: and brushed lint off of him and stuff
Me: and motioned at him to stand up straight during the ceremony
Yubs: Hee
Me: and Bill was like, honey, stop fussing
Me: and she dabbed at her eyes
Me: it was a two-fold tear thing
Me: one, her little leemosaur was getting married, and he looked so handsome
Me: and two, BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYY :-(
Yubs: Heee
Yubs: And then she started nagging for grandchildren. Solely for the sake of the number, of course :-P
Me: and to punish dee a bit
Yubs: hehehe
Me: and papadama was like, I GOT A NEW KID!
Me: I AM DELIGHTED.
Me: I LOVE FAMILY.
Yubs: I COLLECT THEM
Me: HELO, WANT TO JOIN?
Me: and Helo's like, golly, yes sir!
Me: EXCELLENT, SON.
Yubs: LOL!
Me: ATHENA? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN ADAMA?
Me: It's easier to write than Agathon, I'm in!
Yubs: LMAO
Me: GAETA- and Lauroslin takes his arm here
Me: and is like, Okay, that's enough ambrosia for you
Yubs: LMAO
Me: and Gaeta's like, wait! what! I want to- dammit Lauroslin!
Yubs: The real reason for the mutiny :-P
Me: LOL, precisely
Yubs: Gaeta just wanted to be an Adama like everyone else!
Me: HE NEVER ASKED ME TO BE AN ADAMA!
Me: AND IT HURT, YOU KNOW
Me: and Zarek's like, there there. I only wanted to screw Laura. Is that so much to ask?
Yubs: HE'LL ADOPT CYLONS AND WHATEVER THE FRAK THRACER IS BUT NOT MEEEEE
Me: so it's like his malibu barbie
Me: "they had to go."
Yubs: LOL
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Me: and at the reception, lee's like, KNOW WHO I LOVE? NOT THRACER. THAT'S FOR SURE.
Yubs: LMAO
Yubs: My name is Lee Adama. And I, uh, love... umm, Anastasia Dualla. Yep. Totally."
Me: SHE IS LIKE MY FAVORITE.

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[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

We make plenty of sense!

[yubsie]

You know it makes sense!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Apparently in a list of best TV brothers, the Adama boys were #30.

1- ZAK'S BEEN DEAD THE ENTIRE RUN.
2- LEE TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ZAK'S GIRLFRIEND WHILE ZAK WAS STILL ALIVE.

Oh Leemosaur.

(I bet he drunkenly toasted to his brother. "Helo's a great best man an all- I LOVE YOU, BRO- but you know who would've been awesome? Zaaaak. My brother Zak. In fact, I bet he would've made a better husband, too. Right Dad? Right? Cause Zak was better at everything. OH EXCEPT FLYING. Because with the flying, not so much. But everrrrrrything else. He was a better son, oh, definitely, and a better- oh, hey, Helo! Yeah, I'm just- I love you too, man. Helo, Kaaaarl, let's- oh, we're going for a walk now! Know who I'm not gonna see on that walk? KARA FRAKKING THRACE. Because she's on that ball of dirt with her Pyramid-brain husband- I don't wanna see her anyway, I WON! I WON- I like this microphone!- Hey, Athena, you're kinda strong- I guess we're going over here now...")

[yubsie]

Man, who were BELOW them on the list then? :P

Brilliant toast! Oh Lee.