sunshine_queen | (no subject)

Me: how much is mrs george ellen tigh?
Me: i'll answer this: INFINITY.
Hannah: Hahahhaha. Oh my God.
Hannah: I heard she did car commercials
Hannah: IN JAPAN
Me: caprica six is flawless.
Hannah: I heard she met Zarek on a plane and he told her she was pretty
Me: i hear her hair's insured for ten thousand cubits
Hannah: I saw Caprica wearing a skin-tight red dress and high heels
Hannah: So I bought a skin-tight red dress and high heels
Me: one time she punched me in the face
Me: it was awesome.
Hannah: and everyone says that Cally is lying about being a virgin just because she has a heavy flow and a wideset vagina
Me: boomer was confused about the cousins and first cousins
Me: only instead of cousins it was her cylon siblings
Hannah: hahaha
Me: Red is life-ruiner. She ruins people's lives.
Me: there is an army of skanks joke in here somewhere
Hannah: There must be
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Me: FOUR FOR YOU GLENN COCO YOU GO GLENN COCO
Me: and noneforgretchenwienersbye
Hannah: noneforleeadamabye
Me: LOL!!
Me: and noneforkendrashawbye
Me: maybe she feels weird around me cause i'm the only one who knows she's a cylon.