Woe Upon Your Cylon Heart!

Soo... I watched the Genius Club and, well. I watched it so that you didn't have to. You're welcome!

( I don't think God will be mad at me for finding this movie hilarious. At least, I hope not. )

So, because I'm most likely moving back home this August, and therefore canceling my personal Netflix account, I'm trying to rent things this summer that wouldn't be universally pleasing in my household, like films I want to watch solely because an actor I like is in them. So I'm on my queue, trying to find some special gems, and I find two Tricia films I have yet to see.

One is called "White Rush." There are four reviews on Netflix, and two of them say the same thing: the movie is terrible, but Tricia is, as always, a joy to behold.

Well, I say, of course I am adding this. And putting it to the top of my queue because I am always in the mood for some fine Tricia acting.

BUT THEN. But then I find this movie called The Genius Club, where, apparently, Tricia is a genius, kidnapped on Christmas Eve to prove God exists? Or something? IT WAS PRODUCED BY A SUPER CHRISTIAN MOVIE STUDIO OR SOMETHING. And again, there was at least one review like, this movie was trash but Tricia is great!

So the dilemma is this: which should I have take the #1 spot on my queue?

[Poll #1559960]

So, the upside is: I did see that Tricia Helfer is going to be on Two and a Half Men tonight.

The downside is: ... Goddammit, I have to watch Two and a Half Men. Again. TRICIA PLEASE GUEST STAR ON LIKE ANYTHING ELSE.

Note to self: DO NOT WATCH THINGS SOLELY BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN ACTOR YOU LIKE IN THEM. Watching the CSI episode where Tricia Helfer mutilates her own face is not good! You knew it was going to happen! You knew it was going to be bad! God!

(I am going to have nightmares now. Bad idea jeans!)

I was going to say that the Galacticization of my LJ is now complete, but upon reflection, it's really the Cylonification that is complete. I've got toasters all over my header and now my mood theme is all Six/Gaiused out (<3 <3 <3) and basically if my LJ died it would just wake up in a resurrection tub somewhere. This pleases me immensely.

Since I requested and received a lovely Jack/Nadia fic from yahtzee63:

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing, in any fandom I am familiar with. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. (If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.)

For the sake of joy, you guys.

( And, a conversation between me and Hannah about how Nathan Fillion was Good Luck Chuck to Tricia Helfer. No one else will have these kind of discussions with me. )