So, this morning, after work called and woke me up to ask if I could work later (the answer is always yes!) I went back to sleep and dreamt that the fleet of Galactica made it to earth with a near-death Lauroslin, and somehow found the dollhouse.

There, the fabulous but evil Adelle DeWitt was like, as a sign of friendship from our people, the Rossum corporation is willing to scan your president's brain so that she can rule FOREVER (because, well, why should Rossum/DeWitt care about the word 'president' if no one on the show does?) and they're all like OMG OKAY and then they get a Six who is done with the whole trying to make humans like them deal and figures that this is the best gift she can give her siblings, and agrees to become President Lauroslin.

(Also, somehow they had Ellen's scans too, and Papadama was kind of like, hey. Hey, bro. Do you want Ellen back? Cause we can do that. And Tigh was like D: about it, because he wanted his Ellen, but then he realized when he talked/slept with Caprica he saw his Ellen anyway, and in my dream I was like NO DREAM SAUL NO because it was like watching an episde.)

So, yeah, Lauroslin was going to get that whole new blonde body thing she talked about in Resurrection Ship. And now I kind of want to write this? I have issues.

... ALSO LOL I am now realizing that there would be TWO HELOS, both tall and morally judgmental, as Topher said, tall-ing around and being all THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO and Adelle DeWitt preaching about how that Six was being more selfless than any of them could ever dream and freeing her people- all her people- and everyone's all touched and skeeved out at the same time and Helo's like, BUT THEIR SOULS and they're like, can it, Ballard, and he's like STOP CALLING ME THAT and then Papadama has to send him back to Galactica because he can't handle the excitement and Kara laughs at him.

So, I watched Blade Runner. The last time I did this I was like... fifteen? I watched it because Harrison Ford was in it, and I remember that Sean Young was a robot who didn't know it and being really creeped out.

( In which Madi can't keep her thoughts to herself and, again, somehow finds herself on the side of the robots bent on killing humans. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME. )

Also, I just turned on Fox so I wouldn't forget to watch Human Target, and who should I see but President Adar on 24! Hey buddy. But check it! Tricia is going to make this face:


Bitch, please.

And who doesn't miss Tricia on their TV?

Let’s analyze this:

1) Baltar has a bitching entourage. Two smoking hot chicks, and an army of metallic bitches that can and will destroy you and your loved ones.

2) He is about to push his way through the crowd of the “morally-upright” leaders. I say that in quotations because Roslin occasionally does things like “baby-stealing” or “election-stealing.” But you know.

3) IDK, both Lauroslin and Kara seem not too horrified.

4) The Admiral seems piiiiiiiiiissed, oh man. It’s because now Gaius is his boss.

5) Lee Adama’s face of utter emo. He is like why? WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

6) Check the bitch-face Caprica is giving Laura. OH SNAP Y’ALL. Boomer’s just like HEY STARBUCK WHAT’S UP WANT TO CATCH DINNER SOMETIME? whereas Caprica’s all, if you so much as smudge Gaius’s cufflinks with your angry breath I will end you and your people for making my beloved frown, NO THIS IS NOT AN IDLE THREAT.

More succinctly: BSG is awesome.

When Hannah and I are together in person, it's like this, ONLY IN REAL LIFE. I can't wait for her to get here!

Me: http://pics.livejournal.com/crazyvictoria/pic/003k2bsg scale of one to ten, how wrong do you think it is that my first thought is: "Merry Christmas! Love, Bill, Laura, Lee, Gaius, Caprica, and our adopted asian daughter Sharon"
Hannah: I dare you to write that.
Hannah: Their blended family.

( Oh, you know we brought the lulz. )

This is my second time doing this, since my first attempt was killed right before I got to Gilmore Girls in a power surge. Arg.


La chère charmingnotion challenged me with this!

Reply to this post by yelling "Words!" (or, I would suspect, typing...) and I will give you five words that remind me of you.Then post them to your lj and explain what they mean to you.


( Leemo, Alias, Roslin/Adama, The Sound of Music and Gilmore Girls. So, really, me in a nutshell. )

So, I think the problem with Growing Up Cullen is that it warped my mind so entirely. Nothing is safe now, from my mockery, and my specific way of mocking things, which is... to turn everyone ridiculous. AND BASICALLY ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ON BOARD WITH THIS. Everyone goes along! Stop encouraging me, people!

So, for your reading pleasure, we've got... well. BSG. With Clueless, She's All That, and Mean Girls. Because Lauroslin, she is the HBIC. All because I found this quote in a fic and it created these magic visions and... yeah.

( HELL NO, I DID NOT LEAVE NEW CAPRICA FOR THIS. )

Yubs and I have too much fun.

( In here: Helo love, Papadama collecting kids, the real reason Gaeta lost his shit, and Lee's awesome wedding )

Me: come this weekend i can curse again!
Me: :-D
Melissa: you can!
Melissa: you should read all kinds of inflammatory articles
Melissa: so you can get riled up


She is seven different kinds of awesome. In addition to reminding me to do the take-home portion of our exam (because I brilliantly spaced on it,) she's also studying with me tomorrow for the test for the French Commerce board. You know. In case I ever get a brain transplant and am capable of working in the business sector in France. The good news is, you need 55% to pass. The bad news is, I am really, really bad at business. So, we'll see how this goes. (Big exam, and, of course, I am getting sick. First my computer, now me. I will resist making cylon jokes, if only because they horrify me.)

I wrote fic for the first time in nine jillion years! Exquisitely Crafted, a Lauroslin/Papadama angstfest, because what else am I good for? Nada.

Dear Yubs,

Enough! Enough, I say!

I love them! I love them a lot! I'm already more than a third of the way through the damn series, and I started on Saturday night! They are making me squee! You do not have to keep piping up with additional anecdotes of blinding adorableness.

Great. Now I need icons.

Hate!,

Sunny

PS- Irina will suffice in the time being, as Lena Olin could've been cast as Lauroslin's sister.

I decided that, you know, since I hadn't cried today, and because Yubs has been feeding me info about Lauroslin and Papadama on BSG for months, that I should watch the finale. So what am I doing on my Friday night? Filing my taxes and watching BSG. My life is on FIRE.

(Now I'm going to have to rent the damn series. All because I think Lauroslin looks like Lena Olin and because I am easily swayed into shipping. Crud.)

I had my orientation today for my new job! It looks like it should be really cool. And I have an opportunity to actually work and make money, which would be great.


ETA:
Yubs: You're starting with the FINALE?
Me: ... yeah
Yubs: LMAO