Woe Upon Your Cylon Heart!

Tess (9:20:11 PM): heh
Tess (9:20:17 PM): Lee <3s rules
Me (9:20:29 PM): um, Lee + Rules = OTP.
Tess (9:20:30 PM): he wants to take them behind the middle school and get them pregnant
Me(9:20:34 PM): LOL!!!
Tess (9:20:36 PM): and THEN ABANDON THEM I GUESS

This is my dilemma, friends:

Even though it is late, and there is no reason for me to be awake still (good reasons being: interesting internets, people to talk to online, awesome fics, things of that ilk) I am absolutely in no way tired. This is crazy, y'all. What kind of a person can honestly say, at 3:43 AM, "Yeah, no, I'm not tired"? That is plain bananas.

In other news, I've had "My Sweet Lord" by George Harrison in my head for the past... three days? Randomly either my sister or I will start singing it- Mel does the 'my sweet Lord' part, I do 'hallelujah' or 'hare krishna'- and then it gets stuck in both of our heads. It's only plaguing me now, cause Mel is asleep. AS I SHOULD BE.

Also I would like to call attention to the fact that Samders and Thracerbelle are like, my second favorite couple in BSG. And from what I can understand, they are like the redheaded stepchild of pairings because they're not Lee/Kara. THIS MAKES ME SAD. For one thing, Samuel T Anders is incredibly hot. Surreally hot. As in, Kara Thrace was like, 'hm, I've got the hottest guy in the fleet interested in me, but I'm going to make sure someone else isn't still in this universe alive and kicking Leland's ass in attractiveness. Just for funsies, and comparison's sake.' And then she goes back to Caprica and FAZSHAM. Señor Anders in the house, scorching the screen with adorable hotness and being tall. (Can we also talk about how Helo and Samders are giants? I find it so much fun. Them, and people in the New Caprican alliance.)

[Sidebar: I just went to imdb to ascertain Trucco's height compared to Penikett's, and saw that not only was Trucco in an episode of SVU, he was in the episode of SVU I bypassed tonight in favor of some staging show on HGTV because I saw it when it aired. THAT HAS NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE, BUT TONIGHT IT DID. The world is cruel.]

[Sidebar 2: Today I did have the excellent luck of catching the exact right part of Killer Hair/Hostile Makeover, the made for TV movie with two questionable yet interchangeable titles that has a cameo with Mary in it. I had already heard somewhere that she was only in it for literally a minute, but I was prepared to deal with it for as long as it took to catch it. Luckily for me, I put it on at 10:03, Mary showed up at 10:06 and was gone by 10:08. Perfect timing! I also got to see Mark Consuelos being not Mateo Santos, which always bums me out.]

Returning to the original point, I can't find any Sam/Kara icons. And this bums me out. They practically damn snuggled. And considering what a wild pony Kara Anne is, that's pretty rad. (Can we also discuss how Sam TOTALLY WON? So there, Lee! She married Samders, and that bitch is a sacrament! Haaaaa.)

I am clearly giddy with ridiculousness. GET TIRED, MADELINE. I need to not watch comedies with Mary and Elliott Gould from 1984 before bed. No matter how damn funny they are.

BTW, dollsome, there are officially no spoilers for you in this! So read in health and peace.

So, in the battle between me and my will power vs Cool Ranch Doritos, it's me and my will power, zip, Cool Ranch Doritos, like, ninety. My love for those crunchy, happy, fiesta-looking chips overshadows my willpower to not cram my face with chips like no other. It's kind of sad.

In other news, I've been rewatching season three of BSG. This usually ends with either my mother or my sister sitting down next to me and watching, even though they've only seen the miniseries and I have informed them several times that we will be watching the whole show in chronological order. However, last night, in order to stop my sister from making me pause every two lines, I had to explain:

- about the Cylons, their lines, and the final five
- about how Cylons download and stuff
- about Helo, Sharon and Hera
- about why in one episode we can talk about Lauroslin stealing a baby and the next we kind of don't mention it (that reason was simple: Lauroslin is god. True story.)
- the New Capriasco and why everyone hates Gaius except for Red
- and about how Fat Lee got fat and how it is my favorite thing ever of all time.

(Let's enjoy Fat Lee, shall we?
)

On an unrelated note, I've been obsessed with Trident spearmint gum for like, four years. It was the absolute perfect gum. My mom would by the boxes of them for me at BJ's so that I would never be without a pack, that's how much I loved that gum. So, I get a new box of them on Monday and... they've changed the recipe to make it "longer lasting" and now it has the same stupid text of Stride and it's totally ruined. I am most upset about this.

Yubs and I have too much fun.

( In here: Helo love, Papadama collecting kids, the real reason Gaeta lost his shit, and Lee's awesome wedding )

Me: sidebar
Me: do you know what gift Lee Adama thinks is the best?
Hannah: no
Me: (wait for it)
Me: his dick in a box.
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: omg.
Me: is it not so true?
Me: Dee marries him, and he's all, baby, I got you something.
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: omg.
Hannah: Madeline.
Hannah: ew
Me: CHRISTMAS. (dick in a box)
Me: KWANZAA (dick in a box)
Me: COLONIAL DAY (dick in a box)
Me: every single holiday a dick in a box
Me: alive after cylon attack a dick in a box
Hannah: I somehow do not doubt it.
Me: getting off of kobol it's a dick in a box
Me: finding a new earth to live on a dick in a boooooox
Hannah: and on that incredibly, INCREDIBLY disturbing note
Me: bedtime!
Hannah: I have to go to bed. So I can wake up at 7:30
Hannah: and I swear to God
Hannah: if I dream of Lee Adama's dick in a box
Hannah: I'm never forgiving you ever
Me: i have to go to bed so i can get up at 9:30
Me: LOL!
Me: best gift ever, don't lie.